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Jun 4, 2024, 02:03 AM UTC

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FREE DAD JOKES BY SHINESTY This Father's Day, give dad a taste of his own medicine & write one of these dad jokes in his card. Why do windmills like listening to Iron Maiden? Because they'

FREE DAD JOKES BY SHINESTY
 
This Father’s Day, give dad a taste of his own medicine & write one of these dad jokes in his card.
 
Why do windmills like listening to Iron Maiden? Because they’re heavy metal fans.
 
What is a tissue’s favorite style of music? Boogie.
 
When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar.
 
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
 
Did you hear someone stole all the toilets from the police station? The cops have nothing to go on.
 
My Dad always taught me that good timing is everything, whether it’s delivering a punchline or a package. To ensure his gift arrives on time, shop our Father's Day Collection by these dates:
 
Ground – June 4 by 11:59pm MST
Priority – June 11 by 12pm MST
Overnight – June 13 by 12pm MST
 


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